What are humans, really, but so many bees, buzzing away? That’s the question (we think) asked by Shape The Hive, a visual “experiment in digital collaboration.”
In more concrete terms, Shape The Hive is a massive, color-coded hex grid, where anyone can use a sort of virtual kaleidoscope to fill in hexes with distorted images or videos. It’s fun to have a look around, and easy if you’re inclined to participate, so have a look.
We’re not the biggest fans of blurring the line between advertisement and gaming, but we’re willing to make exceptions in two instances: 1) When it comes to frosty, delicious milk. 2) When the game in question is a beautifully imagined and well thought-out virtual board game, with graphics that still look amazing three years after the fact.
And what do you know—Get The Glass succeeds on both of those counts! It’s almost like we planned it that way.
The Wilderness Downtown is a collaboration between Arcade Fire, director Chris Milk, and Google that uses the media capabilities of HTML 5 to create an internet music video that’s personalized to the viewer. Even if you’re not a fan of the music, it’s worth checking out as a technology demo for HTML 5 from some of the crack engineers at Google.
What we have here is a collection of simple visualizations (most respond only to the movement of your mouse cursor, and the left mouse button) from a Japanese graphic designer. You won’t find any deep content on this page, but we suspect these mesmerizing visualizations will keep you entertained for longer than you’d like to admit.
Adobe (née Macromedia) Flash technology has allowed for a boom of rich media on the web, but it’s brought its share of problems as well. One such problem is the vile loading period, keeping you from enjoying your web content or video game. Thankfully, some designers realize that it’s important to keep users engaged during this period, and have elevated the preloader progress bar to an art form. PrettyLoaded celebrates these unsung heroes of web development, showcasing the very best of preloaders from around the web.
Sometimes, you need to be reminded that—no matter how big your personal problems might seem—you’re just an insignificant mote in an unfathomably large universe. Other times, you just want to see kick-ass images from the most righteous piece of optics we’ve ever blasted into the cosmos. In either case, hubblesite.org has you covered.
Say what you will about the touchy-feely sentiment behind WeFeelFine, the site is an interesting technological experiment in extracting data from the far-flung corners of the internet. Just click the big pink heart for a swirling, up-to-the-minute graph of how everybody’s feeling on the internet. Click a particle to read the sentence in question, and click the question to visit the blog it came from.
For some, Line Rider is a canvas. For others, it’s a way of life. But for most, Line Ride is just a flash game—where you draw out a course for a little sledder guy to ride on. It’s a kick, and something everyone should try, if for no other reason than to understand the effort it takes to make the kind of Line Rider videos that get passed around on sites like Reddit and Digg.
EyezMaze may not sound familiar to you, but if you’re a fan of browser games you’ve probably played on of their internet-famous GROW series. If you haven’t, you should check them out right away. The basic conceit is this: You have to place a set number of elements into a scene, in a certain order. The order matters, so you have to follow the clues in the impossibly-charming animations to figure out the optimal order and win the game. We recommend you start with GROW v.3
The first thing that’s amazing about Anasomnia: The densely-packed, surreal dreamscape animations that only play when the lights in your room are out (although you can trick it if you cover up your webcam with your hand).
The second thing that’s amazing about Anasomnia: Every dream is different. Through some sort of procedural generation trickery, Anasomnia will be a different show every time you turn your lights out.
If you’re in the kind of mood to have your mind blown, allow us to suggest that you visit the website of the street-artist BLU. Street art like graffiti? Sort of, but in motion. Check out the “Video” tab on the BLU website for a collection of four stop-motion street animations that are as insane as they are long. To see the craziest one first, start with “Big Bang Big Boom.”
In another testament to the fact that nobody wastes time as spectacularly as hundreds of people wasting time together, Mr. Wong’s Soup’Parments is a collaborative pixel-art image of a tower—each individual floor drawn and submitted by a different person. The final product is the “tallest virtual tower in the world” and a great way to kill a few minutes. Prepare to wear out that scroll wheel!
Another example of community-driven pixel art, the Blue Ball Machine consists of tiled animated gifs representing the Rube Goldberg-esque workings of a giant blue-ball-processing facility. Originally spawned as part of a challenge on the Something Awful forums, the original Blue Ball Machine image became a popular YTMND site, and spawned a number of follow-ups.
The Million Dollar Homepage contains only a single image. That image is a giant, ugly, expensive advertisement. And that giant, ugly advertisement made some college kid in the UK one MILLION dollars.
The idea is simple: Create a 1,000,000 pixel image, and sell those pixels off for a dollar each (in blocks of 100). People are free to use those pixels to link to advertise whatever they want (online casinos and scams mostly, it seems). Every single pixel sold out, and Alex Tew of Wilshire England made a cool milli. How could he make so much off of something so dumb? Because he thought of it first
It can be hard to keep up with who’s currently winning the “world’s largest photo” race, but right now the king is this360-degree panorama of London. Clocking in at 80 Gigapixels (that’s 8,000 times the resolution of your average point-n-shoot camera, for reference) this panaroma is detailed enough to read the license plate on a faraway bus.
Another piece of internet history (both itself, and as a tool for exploring internet history) is the Wayback Machine. Simply put, the Wayback Machine will take any URL, and create a gallery of historical versions of that website for you to explore. Check out some of your favorite websites, and marvel at how far we’ve come in just 5 or 10 years.
You can’t call yourself a true connoisseur of internet curios until you’ve attempted to have a full-fledged conversation with a chatbot. People have been trying to make convincing Chatbots since the 70s, and even though we’re still far from something that’ll pass the Turing Test, it can be a real kick to try talking to one of these. Like it’s predecessor Jaberwocky, Cleverbot learns more with each conversation it has.
After you’ve fooled around for a while, check out the “cleverness” section for a collection of funny or impressive conversations between Chatbot and other people.
We don’t have a whole lot of blogs on this list because—by their very nature—they’re not really a single-serving kind of thing. All the same, Rules For My Unborn Son’s been getting regularly updated for long enough that pretty much anyone can get a healthy dose of awesome advice just by spending an hour or two paging through the archives.
If you’re not familiar with the demoscene, here’s what you need to know: there’s a subset of computer programs, musicians and artists who engage in competitions to fit the most impressive and extravagant visual displays (and sometimes even games) into teeny-tiny chunks of script. We’re talking whole music videos crammed down into 64K or smaller. At Demoscene.tv, you can get a feel for what the demoscene is all about without having to run any strange code on your computer—all the demos are streamed, a la YouTube.
One of the few truly classic webcomics, The Perry Bible Fellowship is a pitch-perfect mixture of whimsical art, extra-dark humor and good, old-fashioned surrealism. The author Nicholas Gurewitch still updates sporadically, but you can absorb the whole archive in one sitting (if you’ve got an afternoon to spare).
What is Zombo.com?
You can do anything at Zombo.com.
From the “know your internet history” department, every nerdling worth their salt should visit Yourethemannowdog.com at least once. If you’re a newcomer to this whole internet thing, you might find yourself a bit confused.
“What is this?” you might ask. “Is this supposed to be funny?”
Well it is, or it was, and more importantly it spawned a wave of text-on-image imitators that became known as “YTMNDs.” The meme’s seen better days, but you can still find a never-ending stream of new YTMNDs at www.ytmnd.com.
Sometimes the simplest games are the best. That’s the case with Canabalt, a game that only uses two buttons—and they both do the same thing. Canabalt’s running-and-jumping action might seem shallow at first, but the high speed, satisfying physics and gorgeous pixel art make it hard to stop playing.
Another running/jumping type of game, Dino Run has more features than Canabalt, and also the added melodrama of running from the end of the world itself.
Keep your eyes open to collect all the hidden eggs.
A truly brilliant web-burn, LMGTFY.com delivers a one-two punch of snark and technological superiority to anyone stupid or unfortunate enough to ask you for help online.
Protip: Combine with a URL shortener like bit.ly for extra effectiveness.
Ever wanted know what all the fuss about a game is, but don’t have the time or willpower to actually play it? Head to the Lets Play Archive, where you can check out tons of archived “let’s play” threads from the Something Awful forum—where people post guided walkthroughs of video games, frequently accompanied with hilarious commentary and illustrations.
You’re not going to find any shortage of flash games in the Tower Defense genre online, but Desktop Tower Defense is THE classic. It’s a open-field-style tower defense, so you have to create and update a maze of defensive structures to fight off wave after wave of bad guys. Careful—VERY addictive.
You might check out TVTropes and think “Hey, this isn’t a single-serving site, this is an amazing resource that I’ll come back to again and again!”
Well it’s not. The diabolic thing about TVTropes is that any actual utility is an illusion—your life will never be enriched because you know what a “Woobie” is, or who the members of a Five Man Band are. It’s an elaborately designed trap, meant to capture all your free time.
Therefore, go once, waste a day, and then never look back. You’ll thank us later.
If you ask us, the coolest thing about Google Maps is the street view, which allows you to get a like-you’re-really-there 360-degree view of any location that Google’s vans have trawled. It’s an awesome way to get some perspective on places you’ve never been, but it can be hard to choose where you want to “visit.”
Globe Genie takes the work out your Google Maps globetrotting. Just select which continents you’d like in the running, and then click the Teleport button.
For added fun, uncheck the “Current Location” button and try to guess what country you’re in based on just your surroundings.
Who knew an educational site about auto insurance could be so interesting? In this dramatic simulation, you tag along as insurance company investigator surveys the scene of a horrific accident. Suprisingly solid visual effects and live-action cutscenes combine to give you a morbidly entertaining look into the way that insurance companies determine who gets paid and who doesn’t.
As much as anything on the internet can be considered “old school,” The Best Page In the Universe (better known as the home of Maddox’s epic rants) is old school. Online and semi-regularly updated since 1997, anyone who’s been on the internet long should have visited it at least once by now. If you haven’t, now’s the time to catch up on some comedy and net history.
What happens when you take a normal timekilling activity and turn it into a flash timekiller? You get a veritable vortex of timekilling—A vortex named Cyrkam Airtos.
If you haven’t played it before, Cyrkam Airtos is a surprisingly challenging flash game about tossing crumpled-up paper into a garbage can. Sounds easy? Give it a try and tell us your high score.
We’ve had about enough of weather websites that just tell you boring, useless details like the “temperature” and the “humidity” and “whether or not it will rain.” Star Wars Weather cuts through all the BS and tells you what you really want to know: what Star Wars planet does the weather outside most closely resemble right now.
Ok, so Star Wars isn’t your thing. We’ve still got you covered. In the same vein as http://whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com/, http://www.thefuckingweather.com/ gives you just the facts about the weather—and it doesn’t sugarcoat them. NSFW if someone in your office is offended by large, Times New Roman profanity.
I Love Bees was not the first ARG (Alternate Reality Game) or the last, but it was definitely the largest and most well publicized. Designed as marketing for Halo 2, it’s way too late to participate in the sci-fi mystery story, but you can still visit the site’s original entry point at ilovebees.com for a bit of internet history. If you want to know more about the I Love Bees story, check out its entry on the Halopedia.
Google’s built a lot of cool tools and toys over the years, but for sheer “oh, neat” value, this one’s our favorite. The Google Building Maker allows you to pick a building from any of dozens of cities, and build a 3D model of it. If your model is any good, it’ll even get displayed for everyone to see on Google Earth.
What’s that you say? “I don’t know how to make 3D Models?” Well, that’s the real beauty of this site—it makes it so easy that anyone can do it, and it’s fun. Give it a try—we think you’ll have a hard time stopping after just one building.
A Time waster with a capitol T, the Hero Machine lets you put together comic-book-style superheroes from an astonishingly large list of possible parts. You can try and make the coolest hero possible, or you can just hit the random button until you find something that makes you laugh.
Photosynth is a project from Microsoft that allows you to take collections of digital photos and stitch them together into a kind of 3D panorama. Unlike a normal panorama, which is a large, flat image, in a Photosynth you can move through the scene and see objects from different angles. There’s an enormous gallery of user-submited Photosynths to browse through, and more are added every day.
Pandemic 2 is simultaneously a seriously-addicting flash game, and the best reason to move to Madagascar. In the game, you play the role of a disease, and you make decisions about how you evolve (do I want to cause a fever, or renal failure?) in order to wreak havoc across the globe. Counteracting you are the world’s governments, who can do things like shut down airports and develop vaccines. Virulent disease has never been this much fun!
The premise or Crimson Room is simple: you’re in a room, its crimson, and you’re trying to escape. You’ll have to make use of everything in your environment and solve some seriously fiendish puzzles to get out. Crimson Room was so well received that it spawned an entire genre of “escape the room” adventures that now includes dozens of games.
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